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Why is it that when I read this:

220: Whatever my one vulnerability is, I will fake a different one. For example, ordering all mirrors removed from the palace, screaming and flinching whenever someone accidentally holds up a mirror, etc. In the climax when the hero whips out a mirror and thrusts it at my face, my reaction will be "Hmm...I think I need a shave."

I think of that time really early in the Prince of Tennis manga when Mizuki thinks he has all of Fuji's weaknesses down, and then Fuji pulls the other one and proceeds to beat Mizuki into the ground?

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Ugh, don't ask what made me write this. Absolute crap. Also, written yesterday, posted here today because when I finished I was kinda a candidate for the Walking Dead. Prince of Tennis teaser only to attract readers. Find the reference and win!

Title: Gold and Crystal
Day/Theme: Sept 26 - your hair was long when we first met
Series: Original, slightly Prince of Tennis
Character/Pairing: Original, forced boy x girl, girl x girl
Rating: PG-13